Beemer must be next... (BMW, Trademarks, and the letter “M”)

Thanks, Trade*ark law. Now, thanks to a recent court decision, auto *anufacturer B*W now owns the rights to the letter * (the one after L and before N—I’* afraid to use it since B*W now owns it). Even sillier than Apple’s claim to own “podcast” or even “pod”. Ah, *e. Thanks to To* Bernhardt)