Report: Iraq War Keeping Thousands Out Of Unemployment Line
WASHINGTON, DC—A Department of Labor report praised the positive effect the Iraq War has had on the strained U.S. job market, Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao said Monday. “A whopping 140,000 U.S. citizens are gainfully employed as military personnel in Iraq,” Chao said. “The war is not just keeping these young men and women out of the unemployment lines, but it’s also teaching them such valuable skills as operating radar equipment, driving an M1A1 Abrams battle tank, or bagging and tagging bodies.” Chao said that most troops won’t need to look for new work for another four to seven years.
Via The Onion.
